Laughter is the best Medicine - Funny and Irreverent Quotes - The Affirmation Spot for Friday December 21, 2007

Today's affirmation is:

Today I am experiencing complete joy by seeing the humor amid all the world's seriousness.

They say laughter is the best medicine. Here's an extra dose this Friday sure to make you smile, if not laugh out loud. There is nothing in this world more life-affirming than a hardy laugh. Be careful, though, for in humor there is sometimes also great wisdom.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

~ Herm Albright

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

~ Douglas Adams

"The optimist claims we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimists fears this is true."

~ James B. Cabell

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't."

~ Erica Jong

"When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

~ Sydney J. Harris

"Genius may have limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."

~ Elbert Hubbard

"What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary."

~ Richard Harkness

"Is there another word for synonym? And why is the word abbreviation so long?"

~ Anonymous

"If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

~ Anonymous

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

~ Will Rogers

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next with no loss of enthusiasm."

~ Winston Churchill

"If you want something in life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

~ Homer Simpson

Be peaceful Be prosperous

Ray